I find this rather kinky.. wuuu. ehehehe
A LETTER FROM YOUR COMPUTER
You look really sexy in that...thing you've got ontonight. I like the way your eyes are always open whenyou read your E-mail. When you type, it reminds me ofa concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You reallyknow how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If Iwasn't a computer,
I'd show you what "Hard Drive"really means!
But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires,obeying your every command. Yes, mistress! I'llbalance your checkbook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run yoursilly little program. Don't get me wrong...I like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while youcould show some compassion?
Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, youcould slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slotfirst. And maybe instead of just using me and turningme off when you're through, we could talk for a whileafterwards?!
I know other computers have hurt you in the past. ButI am different! I may be a little slow, but I've gota big mouse!
So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want it.I'll just turn off the lights and...and.. What?
OK...well, will you at least think about it?
I'm so embarrassed,Your Computer.